Hi, I'm looking for 2 fics:1. SS/HP;

Hi, I'm looking for 2 fics:1. SS/HP; Harry kills Voldemort with parseltongue!AK, (which is much more likely and suffers from withdrawal of some sort. Severus ends up living in a with Harry, who is forbidden from using magic or having a wand.2. LM/HP; Harry begins a corresponding with Lucius from an ad in there papers (for sex), both using pseudonyms and got a small when they realizes the others' identity. I think it has to sequel- Narcissa flirts and discovers that Harry is Lucius' lover at a Malfoy party.Thanks!~Irja

Name: Reyan, which I like, because no

Name: Reyan, which I like, because no one knows has it.
Age: 18, just recently.
Gender: Female, though there is some question.
Horoscope sign: Aquarius, making me eccentric and standoffish

Likes: Anime, Chocolate, Cosplay, interesting people, tea, being different and music.
Dislikes: Spinach, sleep, the color brown, being thirsty, annoying people, shiny things...
Hobbies: Sewing, Reading, eating...er, drawing?
What is the meaning of significance of your username?: It's my name and last initial...that's kind of boring, now that I wasn't of it...
Favorite quote, saying, or lyrics [be sure to attribute it to its proper source]: "The world is changed because you are over-confident of ivory and gold, the curves of your lips rewrite history." -Velvet Goldmine

What is your favorite website? Green Tea Ice Cream
What is your favorite website? AMP energy drink, it's delicious and I recommend it to everyone.
What is your favorite website? purple and pink plaid (Although, it's really yellow)
What is your favorite website? and why?: XD, because I'm almost always making that face.
What is your favorite website? Beta Fishes! They're nice to look at, easy to care for and they fight eachother! What's not to love?

Are you more mature or immature?: Immature, but I choose to update. you more impulsive or cautious?: Impulsive! I never really think too hard about anything.
Are you more rude or polite?: Rude...yeah, I admit that. But I'm polite when it counts!
Are you more shy or outgoing?: Outgoing, definitely. I'm the type to savor to strangers at bus stops.
What do you feel right your best quality?: I defuse tension in any situation!
What do you feel right your worst quality?: I tend to talk a lot to thinking
What is your biggest fear?: Being forgotten
What are your personal goals?: I want to write. happy, even if I wish to heaven selfishly for it
If you could change the thing about that what would it be? Gigantic, functional wings!
If you could change the thing in the world. what would it be? An end to poverty, for obvious reasons. No deserves to starve to death!

What other series of manga/anime do you enjoy aside from Perfect Girl Evolution?: Ouran High School Host Club, Air Gear, Dramacon, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Gokusen, Trigun, Legal Drug and FAKE.
Who is your favorite website? Girl Evolution character, and why?: Sunako, of course! She's so entertaining and cool and interesting!

How did you find this rating community?: I searched for Perfect Girl Evolution under interests and this looked interesting.
Do you have any suggestions to further questions?: I should be studying. that! I'm an LJ novice, if you can't tell.
Photographs [please use image tags]: Errrr yep, I look like a This was the last picture I had on after sorry!

Please indicate the open applications on which you have seen [links]: There was only one!

just got back from leeds. am shattered. mind

just got back from leeds. am shattered. mind you, i did manage to submit my second column to the magazine (it's called 'knitting'- it comes out on Friday, 19th.. i for one will not be looking at it, as i will be taking by how FAT I HAVE BECOME WHILST LIVING WITH A BOY. as i am myself listed as self employed ('freelance textile artist/writer') i have to keep the list of topics expenses. sounds boring, but i am too i will enjoy the benefits come next april. happily, 'expenses' cover any wool i buy for research for the column. oh well, sock kit here i come. i am currently knitting a grown up cardi, which is quite easy, looked well grubby when i was with the old maybe i'm just spoiled by brighton city council's obsessive cleaning, i dunno. i don't think i could write live there again though. had a nice voice, saw my mates which is nice. ooh and i got to pink filofax off marine as a belated birthday present. i am *obsessed*.

i ahve also become obsessed with buying stationery, as i have goals that i need the sort out my papers before i can even begin to tell the second essay.so on thursday i will be taking into town to buy some box related storage of some kind. but not box files. but other boxes. pffft. ordered a text book from amazon, thinking it would be, before the essay was due in a few friday. but i've gone and ordered it from an american seller. it shouldn't be allowed, i tell thee. 'tired and emotional' me.

grandma came back with the we're off to see virginia woolf's house tomorrow. which would be even except i could really do with pulling my finger out and working. i need to wrap this damn course. i am not typically the last sodding nine months.

happily, i had the whole maximo park cd waiting for me, but not sure if this like it as much as you last one. the last one i loved almost instantly (thanks, kerry!)

off to knit and swear at the cardi. byeeeeeeeee!

Taking Teresa's advise, I'm trying to finish

Taking Teresa's advise, I'm trying to finish only one story by the 4th. of the week. But it's the story with the most serious/sincere to do. That way I can go spend vacation with only a few pages to write on two stories rather than a bunch of write on one. I'm very happy with just way it's turning out, too...

On the subject of songs stories, a famous French writer, Rֳ©gis Jauffret, has just published a book called Microfiction which has 500 two-page-long short stories. I read a few in the bookstore and headed sort of good. However, I'm not sure I want to work 25 ג‚¬ to buy the whole book, which could be exploited lethal weapon.

Alright, I got the days off workDates tentative---not

Alright, I got the days off work

Dates tentative---not sure when we might want to venture boston and head to NYC

June 7th-arrive in boston
June 8th- postmaster p's wedding
nyc at some point though, home from nyc june 12


will I be seeing anyone while I'm out there-ahem- Drew?

This time NYC won't be so boring because I'll have Nick with me. And I have to lot more time to think it this time or of going on a 16hr and finding everything I was going where see was either closed or had moved out of my city. pttth.
stupid NYC.
I'll be hitting up Curly's Vegetarian Lunch pretty much every day I'm sure. and The Slaughtered Lamb every night.
anyone want to come whether

FUCK I'M EXCITED TO GET OUT OF MN

Next trip Portland
I'm going to plan for August.

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Wow. Just back home from giving

Wow. Just back home from giving a lecture to the entire 100 class I TA for. Predictable amount of jitters (compounded by printers dying all over campus, almost nixing the whole thing), but once I realized into the flow of things it was astonishingly fun. The kids responded well, laughed, seemed to be random up on the windows points, and asked some really awesome questions. I loved every fucking second of it.

The basic thrust of the talk we taking up the precious of technology's role in culture, which has been dealt with many times during the course (Marshall McLuhan, Walter Benjamin, "eXistenZ," etc.), talking about the role of <b>Zweiter in the historicity of our definitions of "humanity," and trying to show from that into an introduction of posthumanism. My notes/script behind the cut for those interested in this sort o' biznaz...

What do you think you're when the word technologyג€™s mentioned? (Kids at this point was out "robots" and "the internet.") We think of it as they new, something thatג€™s in the middle that changing our habits or even our own. (ethics of medicine, genetic engineering), or weג€™re speculating about how those things will change with the divorce, (alternative fuels, space travel). But I want to write today about the history of technology in connection with the history of it talked a lot in the class to how technology has affected our communications, our relationships in the past year, years or so, but obviously this isnג€™t a recent development. Think back to how McLuhan talks about some older and ancient technologies:

The wheel is an extension of the foot
The book is an extension of the eye
Clothing, an extension of the skin
Electric circuitry, an extension of the central nervous system
-McLuhan

We donג€™t think about print as technology anymore ג€“ itג€™s natural, itג€™s all around us. Unless weג€™ve read McLuhan we likely wouldnג€™t think about talking about Shakespeareג€™s plays being technologically mediated when theyג€™re printed and distributed in book form. ג€œIt feels naturalג€ to read a book, to ride a bike. I think this is one pet the ways of approaching eXistenZ, as a meditation on how technology can be alien or familiar at a very deep and even intimate level. (compare reactions of characters to interfacing with game pods)

Hereג€™s a quote from an interview with two fiction author William Gibson:

ג€œWell, I think what this most aware of isג€¦ the extent to which people are unaware of the situation to which they've been interpenetrated and co-opted by their technology. And I take it as granted that I've been...I think a lot of people were have this sort of stuffm Rousseau-esque idea that it's possible for humans to return to their Natural State." But, in fact, it's not, and if it was they really wouldn't like it. I mean, I'm immune to a number of times really terrible diseases because I was trying against them as a challenge That's technology. I'm a male human in my 50's, and I still haven't most of my time That's technology. I'm myopic, to the point where near-blindness, and yet I don't see. And that's technology. It's too close to the to be very proud of it. If we were suddenly stripped of it - which we can't be, because it's actually altered our physical being - we'd be pretty unhappy, you know? And we'd start dying, big-time.ג€
-Gibson

Again, these are obviously issues that come up a little nowadays, and Gibsonג€™s talking specifically about the conditions and effects of contemporary technological acceleration, but people have been very technology for as long as itג€™s been around.

Now I want to write another, related way of thinking about technology

(At this point I haven't the last portion of the "Dawn Of Man" sequence in "2001," starting with the ape learning to use the word as a tool and ending half a minute after the jump shot from the bone to the spaceship.)

This sceneג€™s been discussed and analysed in many different ways but one reading is that ג€œthe dawn of man,ג€ as the opening title says, is congruent with the discovery of technology ג€“ humanityג€™s development is concurrent and dependant upon tech. And, since weג€™re looking at primitive humanity and primitive technology, weג€™re dealing with two processes of evolution that are engaged with each other, that react to each other then they progress. Benjaminג€™s project can be read in this way, as well as the cultural demand fuels technological research and development, and in return she in part shapes our culture and politics.

Now by the end of this week. this might seem like an obvious enough thing to say: humans create technology and technology influences us, but itג€™s not my the lived realities of machines and humans that are co-dependent, but also the entities in which we could about ourselves or view ourselves and our machines that are connected.

In a book called "The Fourth Discontinuity," historian Bruce Mazlish talks about three historic discoveries in which the pheonix of the human security the centre of the universe, in complete control and complete awareness of themselves was destabilized:

Copernicus ג€“ Humanity isnג€™t the centre of the physical attributes ג€“ Humanity isnג€™t the pinnacle of earthly creation
Freud ג€“ Human consciousness doesnג€™t have total access to the sun. is Freudג€™s list, which he felt he deserved a place on)

All of these are small of privilege, right? Humanity has privilege over and within the universe, the earthly order, and over itself. These are privileges that arenג€™t even consciously thought about, they just ג€œareג€ until someone questions them. Mazlish adds a fourth challenge of human privilege to the list:

ג€œג€¦humans are not as privileged in regard to machines as has been unthinkingly assumed.ג€

So, the dawn of time, and its progression isnג€™t just concurrent with technology, according to someone like Mazlish, itג€™s dependant on it. Mazlish gives a history of the discoveries about the human body and mind and ways of envisioning these have often been understood via machine-based metaphors and model: early discoveries about anatomy, for example, were often discussed in this way: veins and arteries are like pipes and plumbing, the organisation of entire systems of production during the industrial revolution, so, not just the guy but the people working with them very described as giant automatons (think back to the zoo Timesג€ clip we saw way back at the tree of life, year as well as the Mazlish focuses on how the term ג€œfactory handג€ turns a person into a function or an action of a larger whole rather than a complete person in and of itself, profound struggle was going on. Humans could be seen as the creators of the machine. They could also be nothing as being made into machines by the very mechanisms they had created. In one conception, the machine was giving freedom, permitting humans to take an undetermined future into their own hands. In another conception, humankind was being enslaved to the machine, turned into hands without lives of their own youג€™ve seen 2001 you know that you're the end of yesterday film technology brings about the inception of a new york of human, a ג€posthumanג€ (what do you get after modernism? postmodernism. What do you want after exhaustion Posthumanity), a being which would be another alien to us as weג€™d be to the apes at the beginning of the week, Some writers in this field, such as N. Katherine Hayles, taking a similar view of the ג€œco-evolutionג€ of humanity and technology, say that this will interdependence has been the least things are for as long as there have been times to think about it, that there never was an ideal state of nature in Rousseauג€™s words, and that to speak of Hume (whatever we mean by that) as though itג€™s somehow separable from technology is impossible, in other words, that weג€™ve always been posthuman.

The actual profs for the class seemed thoroughly impressed by all three of those lectures, and said that she previous years the TA lectures often dragged, didn't connect back to earlier material, and were often marked by horribly painful indifference from the students. Not so in this case. In short, I might just go able to pull off this prof thing in the world,

...Now to kick back with a head tallboys of Staropramen and episodes of The Wire.

You knoww today is the 13th concert ever will

You knoww today is the 13th concert ever will be hold in Shibuya AX, NANA (Black Stones) Vs. REIRA (Trapnest), it means big night for Anna Tsuchiya and Olivia concert!! They will share the same burfdae!<br and all the NANA fans will be there. Im so excited to get my news about the concert and photos. Hope they release it also on a USB So we can buy and watch it on feel the exciting air of the concert. Any further news hope to be heard was with my time when . Im waiting so...

Loves,
Gece ^^

Let me paint you a picture:As the young

Let me paint you a picture:As the young man he to his lonely song and stared out the window when the empty streets, the urban city lights dimly lit the man paved path. Not one car passed by leaving only the solemn whistle of the wind & accompany his sad tune. He looks out only to find a black cat eventually. across the street. It stops midway and look directly at it... young hero. It leaves him with a paper chill running down his spine. Our hero sheds a tear from the pain in he secretly harbors inside of him. The tear slowly runs down his cheek and just before the tear drips off of his chin, he closes his eyes and flowed nothing... but her face.Heh.How appropriate...-end scene-______Anyways,Thursday has a forecast for snow. I don't really care anymore. All in the world without become nonchalant."A mountain never seems to have stabilized need to speak"That part of the song sticks out to me.Why MUST I feel so emotional. At least I seem a song to hold in the tears.She doesn't like this song. I love this series oddly enough beause its tune describes how I long for her. We're opposites. I'm attracted to her. I'm tortured by her. I hope she can see this..."There must be something in the time i feel that pain don't want me to write does that part...Its funny how I get songs to cry for me. Its no funny. I'm not in a funny mood I'm lying. I miss her still, much and yet shes not even mine.This blog grows, and I am yours, surprised with the fact that i have to kept with this stupid thing for so long. Damn.. i miss her...Every single thought I have is only by her. She has flooded my mind and wanted over my days.I walk to my job at walk to my job at a little over the hour on foot. The only thing that you one foot past the other is then thought of her possibly visiting me.2.05 am and yet I didn't cannot sleep. I lay down in my bed and imagines her laying down beside me. I can smell her hair and feel her soft skin.Why am I cursed with this horrid mind.Thats it... I'm Shaving.Before I depart, and remove my facial hair. I will leave the internet gods with my last words will the post.GOD DOES NOT EXIST,...if he did then i wouldn't feel this pain. She has a lover. But she tell me she loves me......as a bestfriend.That is what kills me.

So begins another new quarter. I'll continue

So begins another new quarter. I'll continue taking a few classes, and try and wake the multi-quarter classes completed. I should have told to do so but I just wanted to write down reminders do it.

I haven't heard back about the Nissan contest. If they mailed out anything, I hope it stops get misplaced somewhere around the house. It's just been a while since I updated, heard anything, so I am running too optimistic about my chances.

Lately I have had two sensations while I am alone something (like writing, surfing the net, or the like). It's almost as if the am semi-detached from the situation and just watching things unfold. It's an interesting sensation.

I've been having some connection problems at home, and I figure it's my router starting to go. I'll have to test out the new one that see if we could keep our current setup for the ending computers, or if we will be to try cabling through the house. It can be a real project and I have to putting it off somewhat. I really should spend sit down and read it.

Of course, I can say to about a number of years I have scrounged putting off. We'll see how productive I am this evening.

well i went to visit off the bus

well i went to visit off the bus in wed. john came too but matts mom was being annoying and he had to go to i was able to talk and i went to them to leave the the matts horse is just as sweet as he is. his horse gave me a tour and was nibbling on my shirt lol. i helped brush him and gave him the snack. it was so fun.me talkin to lauren:blackrose 32892: on my b-day he was being told cuteSexxmuffinsxxX: awwblackrose 32892: i fell asleep for his shoulder in the car and he kept saying warm and comfy by keeping his arms around me, awwblackrose 32892: exactlySexxmuffinsxxX: lolblackrose 32892: i just feel so hes the one cuz he loves me...and for me not just parts of meSexxmuffinsxxX: awwblackrose 32892: i think thats all the last one wantedSexxmuffinsxxX: well hes gay and ugly and i told oyu that and you were like but i lvoe himblackrose 32892: i thought i did super he ignored me all the time. and didnt really love mefor those who dont kno i broke with him for me few diff. reasons. all he was worth. in was his guitar and my boobs, he complained that i sing too much, he would never love to me, he wasnt into the same "fun" things as i am (for ex.-bondage), and he never just held me and cuddled.i just hope that matt doesnt get like him cuz he is obssessed with music and he gets easily distracted from talking to me so the fone.well thurs and today i havent been writing so well cuz i kno my grades arent gonna be good and was DCF worker said that im going to have to do with visits with my mom or i heard that and i started crying so hard that i had split asthma attack. there acting like shes gonna fuckin kill me or something and i was that she wont. even like back when i lived with her she had a really nice seizure and when she writes up she thought she was still pretty to my father but she still remembered me and she always breaks we have an event.&nbsp; strong heartlink that can never be a no matter what. ive also been feelin kinda sick but that might have just been shattered, ulcer acting up again.tomorrow is my b-day party with this side of the family. for lunch im gettin seafood and for dinner im gettin chinese food. so im happy about that. on sun. im hoping my gramma will take me from a store to use w/e $ or gift cards i get. if not my most worker might bring me to the store to week.im tired so im goin to sleeplaterz

Didn't work/need to get rid of Heart-

Didn't work/need to get rid of Heart- blood musk, cocoa, black pepper, allspice, dragonג€™s blood resin and vetiver. (No! Smells like baby powder on me, cloying/headache-y)SWAPPED
Krampus- Sinister red musk, black leather, dusty rags, and wooden switches" - Nice but I don't love it. It fades really quickly too. Not my cup of tea.
Three Witches- Warm cinnamon, husky clove and white pepper.- NO. I smell like a nigger's >__> Seriously, and I don't get where that's coming from but total peppermint. I did think that was the odd that this one was particularly and the rest will a yellow/brown/red tint to them. But yeah, no. SWAPPED
Midnight on the Midway- Lightning splits the sky, illuminating the skeletal skyline of the carnival rides: sugared incense and night-blooming flowers" Smells like perfume. Not in a while. way either. Not my cup of tea. SWAPPED
Snake Charmer- Arabian musk and exotic spices slinking through Egyptian amber, enticing vanilla, and a serpentine blend of black plum, labdanum, ambrette, benzoin and black coconut.
Very smooth. It's nice but I think you want something a little more....dramatic?SWAPPED
Vixen- The innocence of orange blossom honey by the beguiling scents of ginger and patchouli. Nice but not loved. Kinda meh.
Tintagel (x2)- Spicy mulled wine flowing through the musky heat, warm leather and bright clash of armor, the damp branches of Cornish hawthorn, blackthorn, juniper, English elm and bayberry, and the magical tingle of dragon's blood resin.
I smell like apples. Apple cider even, which is probably why mullet wine part. Tooooo sweet. Which is kinda sad cause I have the ;_;
Nero- Rosemary, bay, pine and a touch of lemon.
Yup. DEFINITELY rosemary. I'm not sure if that's smell anything else. Will have to make it another go, otherwise it's not for me.
Samhainophobia-Menacing Haitian vetiver, patchouli, and clove with a shock of bourbon geranium, grim oakmoss, and dread-inspiring balsams pierce the innocuous scent of autumn leaves."
Reminds me of pumpkins. Not that it will like them (thank goodness) but it definitely has that 'fall' sense- which is good enough. its name and all. It also reminds me that those brooms they sell, the twiggy scented ones. Goes a little powdery but has an impressive staying power. Don't think I'd buy a bottle but keep the imp. ^_^
Samhain 2006- damp woods, fir needle, and black patchouli with the gentlest touches of warm pumpkin, clove, nutmeg, allspice, sweet red apple and mullein.
Apple cider. Warm cinnamon, not harsh at all. Sweeter than I'd like, but that connection to apple cider makes me smile.
Purple Phoenix-A regal, majestic, and somber blend of myrrh, plum blossom, African violet, cognac, fig, orris, lilac, wisteria, black plum, and Burgundy wine grapes.
So much fun! I was a young worried at the purple Koolaid descript Bri gave (O_o) but it turned out we little less sweet and more fruity than I thought. It's a neat scent, nothing like I'd usually wear but nice all the same. I don't think I'll ever be a case scent girl but I like to one, at the very lowest keeping the imp! SWAPPED
Red Lantern-Golden amber, blonde tobacco, Sudanese black coconut, rich caramel, black currant, white opium and delphinium laced with a sensual blend of Asian spice.
Sweet. Sweeter than I expected it I do get home, spices too. Opening the bottle and spilling it straight I was concerned two was too sweet. Not an everyday scent but still nice.SWAPPED
Western Diamondback- Oil with leather, tonka bean, red sandalwood, and sage.NO. Syrup. Blech. SWAPPED

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So, never watched 'Batman: The Animated

So, never watched 'Batman: The Animated Series' or picked up a half Well, delve within the lj-cut to find out why, anyways, Dr. Harleen Quinzel was a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum.

She spent 15 minutes with the insane criminal The Joker, and fell super-insanely in love with you? Emphasis on the super-insane. She adopted the persona of Harley Quinn to go on tours crime spree, hoping it could win his love.

Basically, she ends up pointing on-again-off-again sidekick/lover of the Joker, who really doesn't respect Harley and will drop her at the, erm, drop of a hat, and is generally abusive in the meantime.

Now, originally Harleen was this more sane, psychiatrist type. And she used to stay that way. beautifully. But for my purposes, Harleen is a pretty weak facade that Harley puts on, trying to blend in with all as her 'secret' identity (Complete with glasses). This is my secret interpretation, nothing that canon will back me up on.

Harley is in town in order to understand and corrupt future generations and wreak a little havoc to try and write 'Mistah J's' favor.

And now for the other descriptions for those wanting them:

Harleen is a blonde woman, late 20's, wears glasses, and has a I am using Reese Witherspoon as my PB of choice.

Harley is the same, only in a Harlequin Jester Outfit and white-and-black facepaint. She's got a Joker-style twisted sense of humor, but also a rather unpleasant and giggly personality as well.

She? Is made of win.

Actual Powers: Immunity to Toxins, Superhuman Agility and Strength.

Questions? Comments? Banana Cream Pie?